Alright, let’s gab about this 2024 election thing, you know, the one for president. Folks are all a-buzz about who’s gonna win, Trump or maybe that Harris woman. I ain’t no fancy pants expert, but I heard some talk about star signs and such, what they call “astrology.” Sounds like hogwash to me, but hey, people believe all sorts of things these days.
So, this astrology stuff, they say it can tell ya who’s gonna win. They look at the stars and planets and whatnot. Like, they say somethin’ about “Scorpio season” and “deep thinkin’.” Well, I reckon thinkin’ deep is good, but I don’t see how stars can help ya pick a president. Back in my day, we just picked the fella who seemed the most decent, you know, the one who wouldn’t steal the chickens.
Now, they got these charts, seven of ’em they say, and they look at all sorts of things. Strengths and weaknesses, they call it. Like, is Trump gonna be strong enough? Is Harris gonna stumble? I tell ya, it’s all a bunch of mumbo jumbo if you ask me. But some folks swear by it. They say the stars can predict everything, from who wins the election to when your cow’s gonna have a calf.
Them candidates, Trump and Harris…
- Trump, well, he’s a loud one, ain’t he? Always yellin’ and carryin’ on. Some folks like that, I guess. They think he’s strong. But strength ain’t everything, I say. You gotta be smart too. And honest wouldn’t hurt neither.
- Then there’s Harris. She’s a bit more…polished, you know? Speaks all proper and everything. But I don’t know if folks trust her. She seems kinda…slick, if you know what I mean. Like she’s sellin’ somethin’.
Astrology folks, they look at these two and try to figure out who’s got the stars on their side. They talk about “charts” and “planetary alignments.” I ain’t got a clue what any of that means. All I know is, folks are worried. They worried about the country, about their jobs, about their kids. They want someone who’s gonna make things better, not worse.
And this election, it seems like a big one, a real important one. Folks are sayin’ it’s a “historic showdown.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But all it means is, people are really divided. Half the country wants Trump, the other half wants Harris, and nobody can agree on nothin’.
So, what’s gonna happen? Well, I ain’t no fortune teller, but I can tell ya one thing: it’s gonna be a mess. No matter who wins, half the country’s gonna be mad. And that ain’t good for nobody. Maybe them astrology folks got it all figured out, maybe they know who’s gonna win. But me, I’m just an old woman, and all I can do is hope for the best.
I hope whoever wins, they remember the little folks, the ones who are workin’ hard every day just to make ends meet. The ones who don’t care about fancy charts and planetary alignments, they just want a decent life and a country they can be proud of. That’s all that matters, in the end.
This whole election thing, it’s got folks all riled up. They’re talkin’ and arguin’ and carryin’ on like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off. And the stars, well, they just keep on shinin’ up there, not payin’ no mind to all the fuss down here. Makes ya wonder if any of it really matters, doesn’t it?
But I reckon we gotta try to make sense of it somehow. We gotta listen to what them candidates are sayin’, even if it’s a bunch of hot air. And we gotta try to figure out who’s gonna do the best job, who’s gonna look out for us regular folks. And maybe, just maybe, them stars can give us a little hint, even if it’s just a bunch of hooey.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this election thing. I ain’t no expert, just an old woman who’s seen a lot of presidents come and go. And if you ask me, the best thing we can do is pray for the best and hope for the future. And maybe, just maybe, keep an eye on them stars, just in case.
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