Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about them Pokemon Crystal cheats. My grandkids, they’re always yammerin’ about this game. Says it’s hard to catch them Pokemons or somethin’. Well, back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy gadgets. We just used our bare hands… or maybe a good ol’ stick. But these young’uns, they got their “Game Boys” and their “Game Sharks” and all sorts of contraptions. And they got these things called “cheats.”
Now, I don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but seems like these cheats can make the game easier. They say you can get all sorts of stuff, like them “master balls” – sounds fancy, huh? And them “shiny Pokemons” – guess they sparkle or somethin’. And they can even make their Pokemons super strong, with “max stats” they call it. Kids these days, always lookin’ for the easy way out.
Anyways, from what I hear, you gotta use these “codes” to cheat. It’s like a secret language or somethin’. You punch in these numbers on your Game Boy, and poof! Magic happens. They got codes for walkin’ through walls – imagine that! No more wastin’ time goin’ around. And codes for catchin’ any Pokemon you want. Heck, in my day, if you wanted somethin’, you had to work for it. But these kids, they just type in a code and boom, got themselves a whole army of them critters.
One thing they keep talkin’ about is this “Celebi” Pokemon. Seems like it’s a real rare one, hard to find. But these cheat codes, they can get you that Celebi easy peasy. There’s different codes dependin’ on if you’re playin’ Crystal or Gold or Silver or whatever. Crystal’s got code 91FB04D2, and Gold and Silver, they got 01FBEDD0. Don’t ask me what them numbers mean, I ain’t got a clue. Just sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me.
- Master Balls Cheat: I hear this gets you the bestest balls for catchin’ Pokemons. No more wastin’ dozens of them regular balls. Just one throw and bam, you got yourself a new critter.
- Shiny Pokemon Cheat: These are the special, sparkly ones. Supposed to be real rare, but with the cheat, you can get ‘em like nothin’. My grandkids, they go crazy for these shiny things. Don’t see the appeal myself.
- Max Stats Cheat: This one makes your Pokemons real strong. They can beat up any other Pokemon, no problem. Kinda like cheatin’ in a wrestlin’ match, if you ask me.
- Walk Through Walls Cheat: This one lets you go wherever you want, no doors or walls stoppin’ you. Saves you a lot of walkin’, I guess. But where’s the fun in that? Back in my day, we walked everywhere, uphill both ways!
- Catch Any Pokemon Cheat: This one lets you catch any Pokemon you see, no matter how strong or rare it is. Takes all the challenge out of it, if you ask me. But these kids, they just want the easy way.
So, if you wanna cheat your way through Pokemon Crystal, go ahead. I ain’t gonna stop ya. But remember, back in my day, we didn’t need no cheats. We had grit and determination. And we caught our Pokemons fair and square… or with a good ol’ stick, if we had to. But hey, times change, I guess. Just don’t go tellin’ everyone I told you about these cheats, alright? It’ll be our little secret.
And one more thing, them youngsters keep talkin’ about “emulators”. Seems like another fancy contraption for playin’ these games on them computer thingamajigs. They got codes for that too, like for gettin’ a “Charmander” in “Pokemon Emerald”. Code 28302DAD BF3BEFBA they say. Lands sakes, so many numbers and codes, makes my head spin. I tell you, it was simpler back in my day.
Anyways, that’s all I know about these Pokemon Crystal cheats. If you want more, you gotta ask them young’uns. They’re the experts on this stuff, not me. I’m just an old lady tryin’ to make sense of this crazy modern world.
Tags: [Pokemon Crystal, Cheats, GameShark, Master Balls, Shiny Pokemon, Celebi, Walk Through Walls, Game Boy Color, Codes, Max Stats]
