Well, let me tell ya, this whole stars and planets thing about that Trump fella on November 5th, 2024, it’s somethin’ else. Folks are talkin’ about “transits” and such. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya what I see, plain and simple like.
Rough times ahead, they say. For Trump, it ain’t gonna be smooth sailin’, not in 2024, and maybe even into 2025 and 2026. Them planets ain’t linin’ up right for him, that’s for sure. Kinda like when your chickens don’t lay eggs, somethin’ just ain’t right. They call it “negative transits”. Sounds bad, right? Probably is.
Now, these astrology folks, they look at charts. Pictures of the sky, I guess, when Trump was born. And they use all sorts of rules and calculations to figure out what’s gonna happen. They talk about “Dashas” and “Parashari principles.” Don’t ask me what that means, it’s all Greek to me. But they say it helps them predict who’s gonna win the election.
- November 5th, that’s the big day. Election day. Folks will be votin’ and whatnot. And these star-gazers, they’re lookin’ at them planets to see if Trump’s gonna win or not. Sounds crazy, I know, but some folks swear by it.
- They say he’s got this fella, J.D. Vance, with him. Running mate, they call him. And guess what? Their charts, them sky pictures, are kinda the same. So, whatever the stars are sayin’ for Trump, it’s probably gonna be the same for this Vance fella too. Double trouble, or double luck, who knows?
I heard someone sayin’ it’s gonna be a “rough astrological period” for Trump. That sounds like a heap of trouble. Like when your cow gets sick, or the well runs dry. Nothin’ good comes from rough times. They say it’s gonna last a long while too, not just a day or two. More like a whole year, maybe even two.
This whole election thing, it’s a big deal. Folks get all riled up about it. But me, I just sit here and watch. And I listen to what these star people say, even though I don’t understand half of it. But I get the gist of it. Trump’s got a tough road ahead. The stars ain’t on his side, or so they say. And when the stars ain’t happy, nobody’s happy.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe in all this astrology stuff. I grew up believin’ in hard work and good luck. But it’s interestin’, ain’t it? To think that them stars up there can tell us what’s gonna happen down here. Makes ya wonder, it does. Makes ya think maybe there’s more to this world than we can see with our own two eyes.
So, November 5th, 2024. Mark your calendars, folks. It’s gonna be a big day. And whether you believe in astrology or not, it’s gonna be interesting to see what happens. Will Trump win? Will them stars be wrong? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure, it ain’t gonna be boring.
And you know, this whole thing about stars and charts, it reminds me of plantin’ season. You gotta plant your seeds at the right time, when the moon and stars are right, otherwise, they won’t grow. Maybe it’s the same with people. Maybe there’s a right time for everything, and maybe them stars know when that right time is. Just a thought, mind you. Just an old woman’s thoughts.
But anyhow, back to Trump and his November troubles. It sounds like a storm’s a-comin’ for him. And you know what they say, batten down the hatches when the storm hits. I reckon that’s what Trump’s gotta do. Hunker down and ride it out. And maybe, just maybe, them stars will change their tune and give him a break. But don’t hold your breath, I say. Don’t hold your breath.
In the end, it’s all a guessin’ game, ain’t it? Whether you’re lookin’ at the stars or readin’ the tea leaves, nobody really knows what’s gonna happen. But it’s fun to speculate, it’s fun to wonder. And it gives us somethin’ to talk about, that’s for sure. So, let the star-gazers gaze, and let the rest of us wait and see. November 5th ain’t that far away, after all.
One last thing though, if them stars do cause Trump trouble, I hope he’s got some good people around him. Good strong people, like the ones who help you bring in the hay before the rain. ‘Cause you can’t weather no storm alone. You need folks by your side. And maybe, just maybe, that’ll be enough to help him through.
Tags: [Donald Trump, Astrology, 2024 Election, Transits, November 5, J.D. Vance, Predictions]
