Alright, let’s talk about this 2017 year thing, the Chinese zodiac, you know? I heard some folks callin’ it the year of somethin’, somethin’ Rooster. Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I can tell ya what I heard.
So, this 2017, they say it’s the year of the Rooster. Yeah, like that noisy fella that wakes ya up at the crack of dawn. But it ain’t just any Rooster, mind you. It’s a Fire Rooster. Sounds kinda fancy, huh? Like it’s got some extra spice to it.
Now, when does this Rooster year start? Well, it ain’t like our regular New Year’s. Them Chinese folks, they do things different. They go by the moon, see? So, if your little one popped out between January 28th, 2017, and February 15th, 2018, then bam! They’re a Fire Rooster, just like that.
- What’s a Fire Rooster like, you ask? Well, from what I gather, they’re kinda all over the place. One minute they’re happy as a clam, next minute they’re grumpier than a wet hen. Their luck, it’s like that too, up and down, like a seesaw.
- And talkin’? Oh boy, they sure got a mouth on ’em! Say whatever’s on their mind, even if it ain’t pretty. But, ya know, they ain’t all bad. They got guts, them Fire Roosters. Brave as can be.
Now, who do these Fire Roosters get along with? Well, they say folks born in the year of the Ox and the Snake, they’re a good match. Like peas in a pod, I guess. But I reckon it takes all kinds to make a world, so who knows for sure.
So, if you’re wonderin’ about this whole Chinese zodiac thing, it’s kinda like this. They got these twelve animals, right? And each year is one of them animals. And then they got these elements, like fire, water, wood, metal… all that stuff. They mix ’em all up, and that’s how they figure out what kind of year it is and what kind of person you are if you’re born in that year.
I tell ya, it’s a whole lotta hocus pocus if you ask me. But some folks, they swear by it. They say it tells ya all sorts of things about your personality, your luck, your love life… Me? I just figure life is what you make it. But it’s kinda fun to hear about these things, ain’t it?
So, 2017, Fire Rooster. That’s the long and short of it. And if you wanna know more, well, there’s plenty of folks out there who can tell ya more than I can. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard, what I picked up from here and there.
And hey, if you’re a Fire Rooster yourself, don’t take it too serious. Just be yourself, that’s what I say. And if you’re a bit of a chatterbox and your luck’s up and down, well, that’s just life, ain’t it? We all got our quirks.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, this whole Chinese calendar thing goes way back, like, way back to 1900 and somethin’. And they already got it figured out all the way to 2031! Imagine that! Someone sat down and wrote all that out. Musta had a lot of time on their hands. They got a whole table, with every year, every animal, every element… It’s enough to make your head spin.
Anyways, that’s the scoop on the 2017 Chinese zodiac. Fire Rooster. Remember that. And don’t go crowin’ too loud, ya hear?
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