Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this… uh… Crystal Lust Anal thing. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I heard folks talkin’, and I seen some things on that there inter-web thingy.
First off, this Crystal Lust gal, she’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. Folks say she’s got a, uh, “big asset,” if you catch my drift. And seems like a lot of folks like watchin’ her do things with it. Specifically, things in the, you know, *back door* area. Don’t make me spell it out, now.
- They call it “anal,” I think. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but what it is.
- And this Luca Ferrero fella, he’s in on it too, apparently. Sounds like a real go-getter, that one.
- And then there’s somethin’ about a “Czech Pornstar.” Don’t know what a Czech is, sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a toolbox, but hey, to each their own.
Now, I ain’t gonna lie, I don’t rightly understand why folks wanna watch this stuff. Seems a bit…uncomfortable, if you ask me. But hey, people watch all sorts of things these days. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy internet. We had to make our own entertainment. And let me tell you, it involved a lot less… well, you know.
But this Crystal Lust, she’s apparently the “queen of thickness” they say. Thick where, you might ask? Well, I ain’t gonna say it outright, but it rhymes with “pass.” And they say she “sticks cock in her anal hole.” Lord have mercy! Sounds painful, but I guess some folks like it rough. They even got somethin’ called “OnlyFans” where you can see more of it. Don’t ask me how it works, I’m still tryin’ to figure out how to turn on this dang computer.
They say she’s got “huge tits” and a “huge ass.” Well, good for her, I guess. More to love, as they say. Though I don’t know how she finds clothes that fit. Must be a real chore, goin’ to the store and tryin’ on things.
And they got all sorts of videos of her doin’ this…stuff. They call ’em “porn videos,” and you can watch ’em for free, apparently. They got ’em on somethin’ called YouPorn and Redtube. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a plumber’s truck, but I guess it’s for… well, you know. And they say it’s “epic hard anal sex.” Sounds like a workout, if you ask me. I’d rather just go for a walk.
They also talk about “leaked nudes” from all sorts of folks. Twitch, YouTube, Patreon, Instagram… Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. But I guess these young folks are all about sharin’ everything these days. Back in my day, we kept things private. But times change, I suppose.
So, this Crystal Lust Anal thing, it’s a whole world I don’t understand. But it seems like a lot of folks are into it. They say her “sexy ass will keep you awake tonight.” Well, I hope they got some good pillows, ’cause I’d rather get a good night’s sleep. But hey, to each their own, I always say. Just don’t ask me to watch it with ya.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this Crystal Lust Anal business. More than I wanted to know, truth be told. But now you know too. So go on, do with that information what you will. Just don’t tell nobody I told you about it.
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